March 2012
Blergh, I have such a terrible, ridiculous crush.
I can’t help but stare at him and sit next to him and talk and laugh with him.
I love making him laugh.
His smile and eyes.
And he likes that I laugh a lot.
He says that when I grow old I’ll still be beautiful because I smile so much.
He says I’ll have nice “smiley wrinkles” where my dimples are.
I am a total...
February 2012
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I have people other than my mother who think I’m funny.
VALIDATION.
Really awesome fact about new guy at le coffee house: he’s Muslim but not super conservative.
WHY IS HE PERFECT FOR ME?
Six types of Love
benjaminm:
Eros
a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love
Ludus a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once
Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity
Pragma love that is driven by the head, not the heart
Mania obsessive love; experience great...
astoryatthree replied to your post: New Anais Mitchell is So. Freaking. Good.
I randomly had a great conversation with a guy who played drums for Anais Mitchell at the Iron Horse last night. I kind of wanted to hug him just for being so close to her. Maybe some of her would rub off of him?
I’m sad she’s not having a Boston show. But maybe.
Guys,
I know I joke a lot and often but...
New Anais Mitchell is
So.
Freaking.
Good.
Hoh.My.Guh.
I think I may have just met my future husband tonight.
He’s Serbian. He’s adorable. The cutest smile. He’s funny. Environmentalist. And when he opens his mouth and speaks to me, I just drop dead.
www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/q87j5/banksy_vs_robbo
Guys, In Like Lions is going to shower me with rose petals when I least expected. They said so when they tweeted back at me. I somehow feel special and dirty at the same time.
Chocolate mint tea is delicious.
It has bits of cacao beans in it.
:)
Railroad tracks in forest - Imgur →
In Like Lions thought my review was funny.
Woot.
I’m going to have a nephew!!!
If a guy refers to your breasts as “boobez” past puberty, that’s a deal breaker, ladies.
While in my isolated office
I often find myself apologizing to no one for the weird things I do.
And then some people...
are just idiots.
Blergh coworker has such pretty eyes. They’re kind of hazel but more green and I love looking at them.
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Almost picked up a bottle of isopropyl alcohol instead of my beer
Sidenote: I broke my no smoking for the rest of February deal with myself today. I was super stressed after UPS lost my new iPod that I had overnighted for a reason after they already lost the birthday present I ordered for my best friend this month.
Two packages lost in one month.
The fuck.
Someone will pay and it’s not me.
Because I already did.
New Dirty Dishes EP is pretty fucking bomb.
Group Photos. →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
There’s always someone doing the…
The Peace sign:
The shy ass bitch:
The duck face:
The emo mother fucker:
The one who trys to act hard:
The one who does the heart:
The pussy licking:
Then the herp derp:
You’ll never find a blog funnier than this
HERP DERP.
Shower sex is fantastic.
FUCK YOU MAIL SYSTEM.
Two of my packages, important packages, have been lost.
New my ipod I had overnighted and my best friend’s birthday present.
FUCK YOU MAIL PEOPLE.
If humans were animal memes
itotallyrelate:
I awkwardly introduce myself to Junius saying, “Hi, I’m Ari, which one of you is Mike because you’re all tall, thin, wearing black, and have beards. I can’t tell.”
Dude I couldn’t.
They seriously all had the same face.
