December 2011
Ugh coworker is a no-go.
What a lazy ass.
Wow.
I was so super sassy last night.
Looking back at posts and texts, I was heavily intoxicated.
Wow.
I blame a sazerac, two shots of Fernet courtesy of the gentlemen in my company and a mint julep to knock you on your ass.
That thing was all bourbon and one mint leaf.
Actually, I think I’m still a bit drunk .
Ugh…I’m going to need ibuprofen.
puddleducked replied to your post: Ugh. I have my rule against dating and stuffs…
Ohhh, be careful. That’s the exact formula my Colombian concocted. That can turn into the Douchebag Cocktail.
Ugh, I know. It’s so hard. I try resisting and then we get into a verbal sparring match and it’s such a fucking turn-on. But he doesn’t really seem to have a goal in life and if...
Blergh.
I’m not genuinely interested in anyone anymore.
Romantically that is.
There is always something wrong.
The guy I liked doesn’t take relationships seriously so fuck him, I’m not waiting around.
The guy that I have intense chemistry with has no ambition and no prospects.
The guy that I like, have chemistry with and actually has prospects is too busy and potentially...
The more I drink the snarkier and sassier I get.
I should constantly be drunk.
I saw the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life on the T today.
Just a quiet, simple, elegant beauty.
Such fair skin, dark brown hair twisted into a loose braid and the brightest, bluest eyes I have ever seen.
I couldn’t stop looking at her.
I was aware of my creepiness but I couldn’t help it, she was magnificent.
Just sitting there, reading, and occasionally twitching...
All.
Of.
The.
Indian.
Food.
Good.
Night.
A 50-something-year-old guy from Saudi proposed to me at the coffee house today.
I respectfully declined.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Little Dragon (17)
Andrew Bird (6)
Sly & The Family Stone (4)
LCD Soundsystem (4)
The Whitest Boy Alive (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Ugh.
I have my rule against dating and stuffs with coworkers but FUCK, that smile and wit and flirtatious assholery is such a fucking turn-on.
FUCKFUCKFUCKITYFUCKFUCK.
Okay, I had my my interview but that was only round one. Fingers crossed for a callback…
I have an interview for a hostess position today.
Wish me good luck!
konfusionwithak replied to your post: konfusionwithak replied to your post: Teaching…
Kinda why I really didn’t feel too bad leaving it behind.
It’s okay. It helps me at least practice my fingers for now and get used to such a large instrument (I’m just too small, obviously).
frankocean:
i just listened to this a few times...
I like pretty lacy things.
Like silk and lace nighties.
So. Effing. Soft.
Amy: "We always set a place for you"
toniight-weareyoung:
NO BUT REALLY.
I LOVE AMY AND RORY SO MUCH KLJESFKSHAKFO:IAHDFADFIHAOFDIIUEIFOIEDEFIU MERRY CHRISTMAS.
How I feel having a roommate as addicted to Reddit... →
Chelsea?
Someone paid with this at the McDonald's drive... →
hahahahh